What Happens When My Jesus Dates Are Lookin’ Kinda Lazy? By Madeleine Hagan / February 1, 2017 November 29, 2018 No, Jesus. No, it’s cold. No, it’s early. You know I’m not a morning person. No, I don’t have the time. No, I don’t have the energy. No, I shouldn’t waste money on that. I am just that lazy sometimes.